Her face will keep you looking at her boobs all night

Sorceress II: The Temptress
Guest Review by Sharon


Okay, I'm a woman and this movie was obviously NOT made for me but I'm going to review it anyway. This movie stars Julie Strain who was Penthouse Pet of the Year in 1993 so it's pretty plain where her 'talents' lie. The film starts with Julie, in the required sheer AND open robe performing a spell on some guy who we see driving and talking to another woman on his mobile phone. He tells her some crazy information he found out about a makeup company using witchcraft and plotting to enslave all women!

We never find out if either of them are policemen or reporters though. Julie cuts herself then bleeds on his picture, then stabs it and he runs off the road to his death. Enter our hero - played by Greg Wrangler (another b-movie veteran) He's over his head in debt but manages to get offered a great job in this makeup company that pays all his bills AND buys him a house! He arrives in town and meets the women of the Coventry company- 3 sisters, the oldest being Julie Strain. One of the sisters takes him to his new home then tries to seduce him. (She doesn't succeed surprisingly)

In an interesting twist, we see the whole movie through a montage of a dream he's having! It turns out he's dreamt of these women and the town before! I must say I saw more breasts in the first 30 minutes of this movie than in any adult movie I've ever seen! No, I take that back...But I will say they must've known how pointless the story was and figured they'd keep you watching with LOTS of breast shots!

The policewoman or reporter tries to get in touch with our hero but she gets thwarted by some guy called 'the Deacon' , who gets her to strip down to her panties, writhe around the bed begging him to take her before he dispatches her with a telepathic snap of the neck then makes her body disappear. Talk about gratuitous! (There's lots of telepathic snaps of the neck by the way.) A few of the male employees die (while having sex) with a telepathic snap of the neck. The Deacon also dispatches one of our hero's allies that way, though she was spared the taking off her clothes. Maybe because she was in a library...though I can tell you those tables ARE big enou-never mind...

Anyway, this mesh (mess?) of T&A and witchcraft also features Sandahl Bergman, once a promising dancer/actress as the mother(!) of another ally. Our hero meets them in the town graveyard where they tell him about being the Chosen One to combat this coven. Of course, he's skeptical at first -sure, dreaming about these women and seeing your dreams come true happens ALL the time! He ends up fighting the Deacon in THE CHEESIEST f/x fight I've EVER seen!

He finally just stabs the Deacon but then Julie Strain (doing the DDP Diamond Cutter!) jumps in! Well, Sandahl takes her on in yet another pitiful fireworks display of other-worldly power, defeating her SO easily you wonder what the point of this film was. Well besides showing off your breast augmentation, that is....And the ending? Well, let's just say I wouldn't be surprised to see this title pop up with more numbers attached.